In what way are a lawyer and a boxing referee different?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 973 views

wife said to her husband

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, You know, I was a fool when I married you.

The husband replied, “Yes dear, but I was in love and didn’t notice”.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

roti

Ek bnda 1 wqt me 80 rotian khata tha.
Us ko circus walon ne dekha or hire kr lia.
Pehla show shuro hua, us ne 80 rotian kha li
agla show 1 hour bd shuru hwa or us ne phir 80 rotiyan kha li.
Log bht heran thy or 3rd show k liye or ziyada rush ho gia.
1 hour bd jb 3rd show shuru hona tha tou wo ghaib ho gia.
Us ko dhondte hwe jb us k ghar pohnche tou wo betha roti kha rha tha.
Jb us sy wja pochi to wo bola:
Na main show hi krda rawan roti na khawan

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

Lover aur dost

Teacher :agr ap ka dost aur lover doob sahe hun tu ap kisko bachau ge.

Student:doob jane du salun ku wo aik sath kia kar rahe the

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Patient/Doctor

Doctor:Have you taken my advice and slept with the window open?
Patient:Yes.

Doctor:So your asthma disappeared completely?

Patient:No, but my TV & Laptop did.

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)

What is a fine?

Banta: What is a fine?
Santa: Fine is a tax for doing wrong.
Banta: And what is tax?
Santa: A tax is a fine for doing right.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)