Facebook Ka Junoon… Patni Ki Maut Par Bholu
Pappu Se Milne Gaya: Bholu: Bhai Bahut Galat Hua,
Muje Afsos Hai….
Pappu: Yeh Rona Dhona Chod….Jaldi Se Laptop Le
Aa… Bholu: Par Kyun ?? PappU: Yaar Facebook Pe
Relaionship Status Update Karna Hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 931 views

Aik memon samander mein doob gaya

Aik memon samander mein doob gaya,
Us ne dua ki YA ALLAH mujhe nikal de,
Me teri raah mein aik Chawal ki degh doon ga.

Aik lehar ne is ko bahar nikal diya,
Bahar aa kar bola: Konsi Degh?
Foran aik lehar aayi aur is ko wapas le gayi.

Memon bola: YA ALLAH mein ne to poocha tha Chicken Ya Beef?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Kahan se copy ki

Medam-kaha se copy ki, kahan h pen?
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha kya copy kya pen
Tere mast-2 do nain mere dil k le gye chain gayab
h copy or kho gaye pen

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathaan Ko Budhu Banana Itna Asaan Kaha Hai?

Teen Pathanon Ne Daru Pee Ke Ek Taxi Roki.

Taxi Driver Ne Gadi Start Ki Aur Phir Kuch Der Bad Band Kar Ke Bola.

Taxi Driver: “Lo Sahab, Hum Pahunch Gaye”

Pahle Pathan Ne Use Paise De Diye.

Dusra Bola Thank You, Par Teesre Ne Ek Thapad Maar Diya.

Driver Dar Gaya, Socha Ye Pathaan To Sayana Nikla Samajh Gaya.

Teesra Pathan Bola: “Saale Araam Se Chalaya Kar, Itne Jhatke Kyu Marwaye Tune Aaj?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jaan Bachai,

Aaj Maine ek Jaan Bachai,Pucho Kaise?

Ek Bhikhari Ko Maine Pucha
1000 Ka Note Du To Kya Karega?

Wo Bola-Khushi Se Mar Jauga!
To maine use paise nahi diye..!

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Maulvi ki hawa nikal gai

Maulvi jamat kara raha tha us ki hawa nikal gai maulvi ne namaz pori parha di jab salam pheera to pathan peche baitha tha
pathan: wah ustad pancher k bawojod bi manzil tak puncha dia

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)