Police Askd Thief “Y U Went 2 Steal 3 Times In The Same Store?”
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Sir I Stole 1 Dress For My Wife & I Went Back 2 Change It Twice.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 943 views

Janwaron ka khandan

Teacher:tum kis khan dan se ho?
Student:janwaron k se.
Teacher:kiun?
Student:papa mujhe ulla ka patha,ammi mujhe gadha,dada g shar ka beta aur dadi bander kehti hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Looking Sad Today

Bolu: Pappu, Why are you looking sad today ? Pappu: My wife will not speak with me for a week…. Bolu: Are you mad, You should be happy for that… Pappu: Ya I was but today is the last day !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

THOUGHT OF THE DA


THOUGHT OF THE DAY

Sceince kehti hai pani boil KRNy se germs mar jatay hain..
science ko yeh to batao k germs ki LASHAIN tou pani mein hi rehti hain na

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

anso bhane se kya faida

Dil ko jlane se kya Faida anso Bhane Se kya Faida

Jb usne Hmen choor kr kisi aur ka Hath tham Lia

Ab uske chote bhai ko cheez dilane se kya Faida... ;->

by Raju (few years ago!)

Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1

Professor ne 1 Larkay k liye 1 taraf cake or 1 taraf Larki rakhi.

Larka foran cake ki taraf Lapka.

Doosri bar cake badal K Roti rakhi to Larka Roti ko Lapka.

Yoon bar bar food item Badalnay per Larka her bar Khaney ki taraf Bhaga.

Professor: Bus Sabit hua K Bhook hi sab se Barri Taqat hai.

Last row se aik Student Bola:

Sir g! Ek Bar Larki Bhi Badal k Dekh Lein. Ye iski Behan he...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)