Santa: My wedding was going to happen but... Banta: But? What's the problem? Santa: My wife didn't know it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 870 views

Expiry Date Of Marriage

Wife: Honey: What are You Looking for in that paper?
Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??

Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Trip to the art gallery

On a trip to the art gallery, a teacher was annoyed to see a boy slapping a statue. He marched over and demanded,

Why are you slapping that statue?'
'Because the gallery attendant told me to beat it,' replied the boy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There's teachers

The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a
copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when
you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer,
she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael. He's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out,
"And there's the teacher. She's dead."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Blonde Swimmer

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are in a breast stroke race. The starter's gun goes off and the three girls dive into the pool. The brunette and the redhead shoot across the pool and get out; 20 minutes later the blonde reaches the end and gets out. The judge says, "The gold medal goes to the brunette, the silver medal goes to the redhead, and the bronze goes to the blonde". The blonde says, "I don't want to be a sore loser, but I think the other girls were using their arms."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khubsoorat Cheeze Dekho

Kahte Hain Khubsoorat Chiz Dekhne Se Insaan Aur Zyada Khubsoorat Ho Jata Hai,
To

Tumhare Pass Meri Tasveer Hai, Ya Bheju.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)