Santa: My wedding was going to happen but... Banta: But? What's the problem? Santa: My wife didn't know it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 805 views

An big Elephant is drinking

An big Elephant is drinking out of a river when he spots a turtle asleep on a log. The elephant ambles over and kicks the unsuspecting turtle clear across the river.
"Why did you do that?" asks a passing giraffe.

"Because I recognized it as the same turtle that took a nip out of my trunk 47 years ago."

"Wow, what a memory!" says the giraffe.

"Yes," says the elephant. "Turtle recall."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

kal raat 3 ghante English Picture

SANTA: kal raat 3 ghante English Picture ki CD dekhi, na kuch dikhaai diya na awaz ayi

FRIEND:Movie ka nam kya tha?
SANTA:"PLEASE INSERT THE DISC"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Friend Se

Sardar Friend Se
Aaj Raat Mein Nahi Soun Ga.
Friend: Kyon?
Sardar: Khwaab Mein Pathan Se Larai Ho Gayi Hai.
Friend: To Kya Hua??
Sardar: Aaj Woh Bandy Le Kar Aye Ga.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tum late kion aye ho

Teacher: Tum late kion aye ho?
Student: Ammi Abbu lar rahy thay eslie
Teacher:Wo lar rahay thay tu tum kion late aye
Student: Mera ek joota ammi ke pas tha owr ek abbu ke pas

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Football Male Hai Ya Female?

Teachar Class Mein Bachon Ko Padhate Hue Puchti Hai.

Teacher: “Batao Bachon
Football Male Hai Ya Female?”

Sonu: “Mam, Male”
Chinki: “Mam, Galat Hai”
Teacher: “Kaise?”

Chinki: “Mam, Jiske Pichhe 22-22 Jawan Langot Pehan Kar Dhodte Ho Wo Male Kaise Ho Sakta Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)