Boy : You Look Exactly Like My Wife....
Girl : Ohhh... What's Your Wife's Name?

Boy : I'm Not Married Yet... ;-)

Moral : Learn New Methods To Propose.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1056 views

I have the perfect son

A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he drink?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn’t.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Attitude Of Engineering Students

Attitude Of Engineering Student At Exam,

Teacher: “Kuch Kiya Bhi Hai Ya Aise Hi Aa Gaye?”

Student: “Sir, Breakfast Karke Aaya Hoon, Aur Aap?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.

Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.

Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya. Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya

Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena...

Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy me tha...?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa raat ko cycle se kabristan me chal

Santa raat ko cycle se kabristan me chala gaya or dosri taraf se nikal k pasina pochte hue bola-yeh kaun se road tha jis me itne sare SPEED BREAKER the

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Police Sardar officer se:

Police Sardar officer se: criminals kiyu apnay fingerprints kaam k baad chortain hain?
Sardar: Sir,kiyu k woh illiterate hain, agar literate hotay toh apnay signature kar k jatay!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)