Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!"

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 791 views

Dhobhi And Gadha

Gadha 1: Yaar main jis dhobi ke ghar kaam karta hoon,wo mujhe bahut marta hai.

Gadha 2: Tu ghar chor kar bhaag kyo nahi jata.

Gadha 1: Kya batau yaar dhobi ki ek bahut koobsurat ladki hai, wo jab bhi shararat karti hai to dhobi kehta hai ki, teri shaadi is gadhe se kar dunga.Bas ye hi soch kar ruka hua hoon wahan par.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

What's the difference

Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence
and Confidential?
Santa: yo are my son I''m Confident. your friend is
also my son, that''s Confidential.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Student

Son: Dad why did you put your thumb impression on my Result Card instead of Sign?
.
Father: I don't want to surprise your teacher to think that anyone with your marks can have father who can read and right

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Kya Vakiye Hi Vo Ladki Bahri Thhi?

Santa Ne Bade Dukhi Mann Se Apne Khas Yaar Banta Ko Bola.

Santa: “Yaar Vo Meri Padosan Priya Na Bahri Hai”

Banta Hairani Se: “Wo Kaise?”

Santa: “Maine Use I Love You Kaha To Boli, Maine Kal Hi Naye Sandal Kharide Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Telling off teacher

Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day without having to tell you off.

Pupil: You have my permission !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)