Aik pathan namaz seekhny molvi sab k pas gya.
Molvi sab:
Sana ati hai?
Pathan:
sharmate hue
G Nahi Sana to nhi ati:-( magr Bushra kabi kabi aa
jati hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1031 views

Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha

Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha : 6 saale me 8
baache.Ye kya hai?
Daamaad : Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb jarur hu
par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Tum KUTTE per

Teacher:

Tum KUTTE per Mazmoon likh

ker lane ka kaha tha

Student:

Mujh 14 Saal k liy jail nai jana

Aap samajh to gaye he hon gaye ;)

hahahaha

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek party mein khaney key baad ganey ka dor chala

Ek party mein khaney key baad ganey ka dor chala to ek mehmaan ney apney paas bethey dosrey mehmaan sey kaha, “ganey wali ki awaz kitni wahiyaat hey, kis tarah ganey bajaney key bahaney kanon key pardey phaar rahee hey. Yeh mohtarma hein kon?”

Doosra mehmaan bola: Meri biwi hey

Pehley ney foran baat palti or bola: Asal mein qasoor ganey wali ka nahi, gana hi itna bakwaas hey. Pata nahi kis fazool shakhs ney likha hey.

Doosra mehmaan: Mein ney likha hey

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Phatan ki aqal

Ik din ik pathan sabzi leenay gaya or woh sabzi
mandi pohncha to dekha kafi deer se sabziwala sabzi
ko pani laga raha hai akhir tang aaker us ne sabzi
walay see kaha jub yah timtor hosh main ajayeen to
2 kilo tol dena.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Mujhe tang nahi karo

Samajne ki kosish kro muje tang N kro Akela chor
do Rat tmhari waja se so nhi ska Mat khelo mri
zindgi se
GOLU hath jor k machar se kh rha tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)