Aik hi Hoga

Dctor: Aap ka or Aap ki Begam ka Blood Group aik hi hai

Husband: Zahir hai 18 Saal se Mera khoon Pi Rahi hai

Aik hi hoga.....:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1073 views
(Not Rated Yet)
 

Similar Jokes

GOLU ne naya Saloon khola.

GOLU ne naya Saloon khola.

1 Aadmi Shave karane aaya.

GOLU-Muchhe rakhni hai?

Man-Ha.

GOLU Muchchhe kaat ke-Lo ji rakh lo jaha rakhni hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
2 pandito mei ladai ho rhi thi.

2 pandito mei ladai ho rhi thi.
Tisre pandit ne aakr pucha kya hua ?
To 1 pandit bola : jb mei lehsun pyaj ni khata to isne mere chiken mei dala Q ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: Go and water the plants

Santa: Go and water the plants.
Servant: it's already raining.
Santa: So what? Take an umbrella and go.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Molvi jamaat se pehlay bola

Molvi jamaat se pehlay bola: “Kisi ka paon saff se agay
nhi hona chahiey.

Peechay kharay aik punjabi ne kaha: “Q “no ball” ho jaye gi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Peter, why r u late

Teacher: Peter, why r u late for school again? Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football & the game went into extra time.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Dulha Kmray Me Aatay Hun

Dulha Kmray Me Aatay Hun
Chair Se Takra K Gir Gya,

Dulhan (Ghabra k)Waqas Bhai
Aaram Se…

MORAL:Or Kro CznO sy Shadi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Murgi ne india pakistan

1 Murgi ne india pakistan
border par 1 Anda diya.
Dono desh

1 ande k liye larrne lage,
Faisla hua jo dusre desh ki zyada ladkiyo ko kiss karega
anda uska hoga,

Indians ne 20,000 pakistani
Ladkiyo ko kiss kiya,

Pakistani excited ho kar bole:=
Ab humari bari hai. Indians:= Chhoro yaar Anda
tum hi rakh lo.. =D :O =

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Ladki Badi Udaas

Ek Ladki Badi Udaas Si Colony Mein Se Jaa Rahi Thi

Pados Ke Ladke Ne Use Roka Aur Puchha

Ladka: “Arey Aise Udas Si Ho Ke Kaha Jaa Rahi Ho?”

Ladki: “Suicide Karne Jaa Rahi Hoon”

Ladke Ne Use Upar Se Lekar Niche Tak Dekha Aur Hairani Se Pucha

Ladka: “Arey To Phir Itna Make-Up Kyu Kiya Hua Hai?”

Ladki: “Arey Budhu, Kal Newspaper Mein Photo Bhi To Aani Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 jungle main

Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa
jaye to tum kya karo ge?
Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga
Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?
Boy: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga
Sir: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .
Boy: Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le
rae o…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Larki Excuse Me Khan Sahib

1 Pathan Bhari Bus Mai Ek
Lrki Se Touch Ho Raha Tha….

Larki:
Excuse Me Khan Sahib
Aap Acha Nahi Kr Rahy…

Pathan:
Itne Rush Mai Is
Se Acha Nahi Ho Skta.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
  • Page 1 of 1
  • 1

Most Viewed Jokes

shadi pr rukhsati k waqt

Golu-mere bete ka credit card

What's the difference

Insan ko Beemar kar Dainay w..

Mareez Muje ajeeb se Bimari ..

Ijazat

Sard Fizaaa

Delivery ke waqt

Google Ziyada Acha Hai Ya Ya..

Police officer attempts to s..

Existing Users Login
User ID
Password
 
 
Join Now / Forgot Password

also you can..
Login with Facebook