ik sardar apny gar k bahar

ik sardar apny gar k bahar exercise kar raha tha

qareeb se ghuzarty hoay admi ny kaha

wa sardar sahib kia body hai

Iss pr sardar bola ……….

ye to kuch b nai andar ja kar meri biwi ko dekho

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 863 views
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