cheezon ka BOhran
Ab to Dukan pr b ye Board lgay hain.
Cheeni Mang Kr Sharminda Na Karain.
Cheeni Ek Jang Hai,
Is Liye Band Hai
Nmak Baray Shoq Se,
Cheeni Aglay Chock Se
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 819 views
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