Dost ka number

Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de.

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 1073 views
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