Koshish Krna k Umr qaid Ho
QATIL:Koshish Krna k Umr qaid Ho,Phansi Na Ho
SARDAR WAKIL:Tm Fikr Na Kro
AFTER ADALAt
QATIL:Kia hua?
WAKIL:Bht Mshkl Se Umr qaid Hoi,Adalt Toh Riha Kr Rahi Thi
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