A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 682 views

Mazaak

Ek admi ne zindagi se tang aa kar kaha
"Es zindagi se tu Mout achi hai"
.
Ek dam farishta aya owr bola ke "mai tumhy lainy ayah on"
.
Admi bola: Lo ab insaan mazak bhi nai kar sakta

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Jail ko irdu main

Sardar:
Bhai Jail Ko Urdu Mei Hawalaat Q Kehty Hen?
Pathan:
Q K Jail Mei Khany Ko Sirf
‘Hawa’
Or
‘Laat’
Hi Milti He

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Baap ne betay se kaha

Baap ne betay se kaha :
'dekho ye aaj tumhari teacher ki taraf se mujhe 1 letter mila he....'

Beta : 'aap bay-fikar rahen, mein ammi ko nahi bataon ga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Sardarji were sent to the outer space. The ground control issues commands "Rubi!" "Woof!" (it's the barking sound) "Press the red button." "Woof! Woof!" "Moti!" "Woof!" "Press the white button." "Woof! Woof!" "Sardarji!" "Woof."Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

In bio practical: Examiner

In bio practical: Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only? Sardar: I don't know.

Examiner: You r failed, what's your name? Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)