Ek Ladki Badi Udaas

Ek Ladki Badi Udaas Si Colony Mein Se Jaa Rahi Thi

Pados Ke Ladke Ne Use Roka Aur Puchha

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Ladki: “Suicide Karne Jaa Rahi Hoon”

Ladke Ne Use Upar Se Lekar Niche Tak Dekha Aur Hairani Se Pucha

Ladka: “Arey To Phir Itna Make-Up Kyu Kiya Hua Hai?”

Ladki: “Arey Budhu, Kal Newspaper Mein Photo Bhi To Aani Hai“

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