Izzat Karna Sikho Dosto
Army Training Me Ek Officer Ne Santa Se Pucha
Officer: “Ye Tumhare Hath Mein Kya Hai?”
Santa: “Sir Ye Banduk Hai”
Officer Gusse Se Dant Te Hue
Bola: “Ye Banduk Nahi Tumhari Izzat Or Shaan Hai, Tumhari Maa Hai Maa!”
Fir Officer Ne Banta Se Puchha: “Banta Tumhare Hath Mein Ye Kya Hai?”
Banta Kuch Soch Ke Bola: “Sir, Ye Santa Ki Maa Hai Aur Humari Massi Hai Maasi“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1308 views
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