Boy vs girl
Boy:bus aur girl aik jaisi hoti hain aik jati hai dusri aa jati hai.
Girl:boy aur autoricksha 1 jaise hote hain aik bulao 4 aa jate hain.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 727 views
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