SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi

SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola

"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan he"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 873 views
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