Wazan

Raju- papa main kal

School nahi jaunga..

.

Papa- kyun?

.

Raju- aaj school mein

Hamara wazan kiya gaya..

.

Papa- to??

.

Raju- aaj wazan kiya hai..

Kal bech diya to

by Asim Raza (few years ago!) / 876 views
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