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Pathan galti se samunder me gir gaya…. Doobte doobte uske hath me machli aayi….use pakad kar bahar pheka aur bola Ja tu toh apni jan

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 599 views
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2 Larkian Apas Me Lar Rahi Thi To Pas Me Se 1 Charsi Guzra
1st Girl: Ye Charsi Tumhara Bf
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1st: Tumhara
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... 1st: Tumhara
2nd: Tumhara
1st: Tumhara
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Charsi: Ye Batao Mei Rukon Ya Jaon... =P

WahahahhHaha:p

by Daniyal Ali (few years ago!)
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Banta khana bana raha tha aur pucha 'namak kidar
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Santa : namak nahi hai.
Banta : toh Dal mein kya daalu?
Santa : "COLGATE" dalo, usme Namak hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Then d elephant looked down toward d river.

Suddenly ant bit the elephant.
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Duniya Gol Hai, Aaj Sabit Ho Gaya

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Cat Dog Se,

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1 Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Call Ki

1 Ladke ne ek ladki ko call ki
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Girl: Sacchi
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Taj Mahal ko kareedh loonga

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There is nothing more expensive

There is nothing more expensive than a female tear...

when a single drop comes out,it first mixes with "loreal" eyeliner and "dior" mascara.

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then when it come down to cheek it mixes wit "D&G blusher"..

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and in case it touches the lips,,it gets mixed with "Maybelline" lipstick

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this means that a single drop is worth atleast Rs.1500......)

Don't ever let girl cry......

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Dulhan ka tohfa

Shadi par admi ne apni dulhan ko gulab ka phool dia
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"What?"

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[Five minutes later]

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"I'm THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??"

"I told you NO! If you ask again I'll have to spank you!!"

[Five minutes later]

"Daaaa-aaaAAAAD..."

"WHAT??!!"

"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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