Laloo Was Coming Out Of The Airport
Once Laloo Was Coming Out Of The Airport. As There Was A Huge Rush,
The Security Guard Told Laloo:
“WAIT PLEASE”,
For Which Laloo Replied:
“85 Kgs” And Moved On…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 569 views
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