Swiming Pool

Film director ne hiro se kaha - tumko 100 fit ki uchai se swiming pool me chhalang lagani hai.

Hero- lekin mujhe tairna nahi ata,mai dub jaunga.

Director- chinta wali koi baat nahi hai, pool me pani nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1023 views
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