Wife to Santa
Wife to Santa : “You don’t love me at all”
Santa points towards their five children and says“Do you think I donwloaded them from google”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 870 views
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Due to following translations..?
1. main aam aadmi nai hon?
(I am not a mango man)
2. Sarda or garma phal hain?
(Colda & hota are fruits)
3.Mujhe b english aati he?
(English comes to me also)
4. Do or Do barabar chaar?
(Give & Give equal to four)
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(I am belong to greenpur thousanda)
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(Tablets are walking on the road)
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I make it five or six
times, just to be sure :P ;)
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Ab Kis Baat Par Jhagar Raha Tha?
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