Drink coffee
Santa & Banta Were Discussing
Santa: If I Drink Coffee, I Can’t Sleep
Banta: Its Happend Opposite To Me
If I Sleep, I Can’t Drink Coffee
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1060 views
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