Surjit bhai apne ghar

Shyam: Surjit bhai apne ghar ke bahar kyun khade ho aur yeh chot kaise lagi?

Surjit: hua yun ki…

Shyam: Kitni bar kaha hai ki logo se jhagda mat kiya ker, kambhakat ne maar kar tera bura haal kar diya hai, bura ho uska, kide pade use

Surjit: bas bas mein apni patni ke bare mein aur galat batein nahi sun sakta.

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