Japan ke Prime Minister
Japan ke Prime Minister: Tum hum ko 3 saal ke liye Bihar de do, hum usko Japan bana denge.
Laloo: Tum humko 3 months ke liye Japan de do, hum usko Bihar bana denge.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1154 views
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2 Pathano Ki Laraai Hui..
1st Pathan:
Agar Tu Ny Apny Baap Ka
Doodh Piya hai To Mujhy
Maar Ker Dikha..
2nd Pathan: Oye Khochaa,
Baap ka Doodh Nahi Hota Hai..
1st Pathan: Hota Hai..
Hum Ny Kal Dukan Per Ja Ker
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Dukandaar Ny Kaha,
"Wapas Rakh, Tere Baap Ka Doodh Hai.??" ;-p :-D
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Santa- yar tere our bhabhi ki jodi to Ram-Sita ki jodi hai.
Banta- kahan yar, na to yeh dharti me samati hai our, na he ise koi utha k le jata he..
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wife hits her husband with frying pan
Husband: What was that for...?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
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Wife: Sorry..!
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A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."
The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't do that."
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One says,"We'll kill him!"
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3rd one says:
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Kisi Danishwar Ne Sach Kaha Hy K,
Zindagi Do Din Ki Hy…!
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Saturday and Sunday
Baqi Din To Banda Zaleel Hota Hy.
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Number dial karne se:
Ladka:I love you janu.
Ladki ki maa:oh, really.
Ladka: aaj rat a jao na,pls.
Us samay line kat gaya.
Ladki phone kia aur bola hi janu kayse ho?
Ladka: meine jo bat kia to kissee?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
kid..in english class
Me sleep wid dad last nyt..
madam(correcting)-nhi beta, I slept wid dad last nyt..
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kid-mai toh so gya tha,ap mere sone k baad aayi hongi....:p:O:D
hahahahahahahah
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Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi
parso hi to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: Kya kaha ?!!
Kya parso?
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Bolo ...
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi !!
Batao kya parso ?!
Shohar: Kuch nai, main bas ye keh rha tha k parso
bhi ek hi suit layi thi,
aaj 2 le aati
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
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Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi.
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