Sabzi waala
Sabzi waala sabzi pe paani chidak raha tha,
kaafi der ho gayi,
Customer gusse mein aa ker bola:
Bhai saheb: agar bhindi ko hosh aa gaya ho
to Aik kilo de do :P ;)
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1045 views
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