ek pathan shadi ki raat ko bhaut preshan

ek pathan shadi ki raat ko bhaut preshan huwa ke apni biwi se kiya bolun?

Akhir woh bola

kiya aap ke ghar walon ko pata haiy ke aap yahan mere sath ho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1047 views
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