SARDAR G ka ghora race main sab se
SARDAR G ka ghora race main sab se peechay reh jata hai.
1 admi ne pocha:
?SARDAR G tohada ghora kera ae?
Sardar: ?Ohi. jinay sariyan nu agay laya hoya ae?
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 541 views
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