Aise koi 5 animal ke naam
Teacher-"Aise koi 5 animal ke naam batao jo pani me rahte hai.."
Student:-"Fish,
Fish ki Mummy,
Fish ke Papa,
Fish ka bhai,
Fish ki Sister..."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1113 views
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