Wife--Suna hai swarg me husband aur wife ko sath me nahi rahane dete....?

Husband--pagli,tabhi to use swrg kahate hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 882 views

Constantly complaining about the temperature

A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he was too hot, then he asked it be turned down cause he was too cold, and so on for about half an hour.

Surprisingly, the waiter was very patient, he walked back and forth and never once got angry. So finally, a second customer asked him why he didn`t throw out the pest.

"Oh, I really don`t care or mind," said the waiter with a smile. "We don`t even have an air conditioner."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Main khubsurat hoti ja rhi hun

Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi
hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha?
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi
hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Ladies Se Bhari

Ek Ladies Se Bhari Bus Ka Bada Boori Tarah Se Accident Ho Gaya,

Saari Ladies Mar Gayi,
Sabke Pati Ek-Ek Ghanta Roye,
Santa Do Ghante Roya,
Kyun?

Kyunki Uski Wife Se Bus Miss Ho Gayi Thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Angrez

Angrez: Tum logon ne minar-e-pakistan kasie khara kiya?

Pakistani: HUm ne isey banaya aur is ka munh HEERA MANDI

ki taraf ker diya ye khud he khara ho gaya

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Chickens Accompanying Woman

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, What do you have in the bag?
The blonde replies: I have chickens!

The man thinks for a moment and says, If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?

The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, Okay, but I`ll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens,

I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)