kutta mar gaya
pathan proposed girl with romantic poetry:kutta mar gaya razai me,mai pagal hoon teri judai me.
gobar pay machar beth nahi sakta pathan teray bin reh nahi sakta.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 960 views
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