pathan and car ki battery
Pathan car ki Battery change karwane gaya.
Mechanic: Sahab! Exide ki daal doon?
Pathan: Nahi yaar, dona side ki daal de, warna phir problem hogi.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 815 views
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