Biwi: Sunien,shakeela k husband usse bohot pyar karte hain,Subha pyar,Shaam pyar,Tum itna pyar kab karo ge?Miyan:arey wo choray to mujhe moqa milay na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 796 views

women

Agnes married and had 13 children. When her husband died, she married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. So Agnes remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, Lord, theyre finally together. One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Husband: Kal mere khawab main

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

mujhe pyar kerti ho

Santa-Mujhe pyar karti ho to kal white suit pahan
ke aana
Ladki black pahan ke aayi
Santa-Tu jab jhuki to maine dekh liya ki tu mujhe
andar se pyar karti hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar 1st time pizza hot geya

Sardar 1st time pizza hot geya
to waiter ne pizza la k rakh dia
Sardar adhe ghante tak betha raha phir cheekh k bola:
“O naan rakh gaya ain, Salan tera peo day ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Were you ever arrested?

A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"

He answered no to the question.

The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was "why?" Nevertheless, the lawyer answered it "Never got caught."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)