TEACHER-pani me rahana
TEACHER-pani me rahana wale 6 jiv jantuo ka nam batao
BOY-mendak
TEACHER- 5 NAM OR BATAO ....
BOY- mendak ki mummy, mendak ka papa, mendak ki behan, mendak ka bhai, or mendak ki GF.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 953 views
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Quotes of Mind…
1.Russian General in 1987:
“Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth,these people cant be defeated by force.”
2. By American General in 2004:
“We are fighting a meaningless war against the Rocks.”
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Man: Yes
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Man: 3 packs
Lady: How much per pack
Man: £10.00
Lady: And how long have you been
smoking?
Man: 15 years
Lady: So 1 pack cost £10.00 and you
have 3 packs a day which puts your
spending each month at £900. In
one year, it would be £10,800
correct?
Man: Correct
Lady: If in 1 year you spend
£10,800 not accounting for inflation,
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Man: Correct
Lady: Do you know that if you
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have been put in a step-up interest
savings account and after
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Lady: No
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Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
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Wife: Sorry..!
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Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone .
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