Nark me kuch log party mana rahe the

Nark me kuch log party mana rahe the

BHAGWAAN : Ye log nark me bhi party mana rahe hain...

YAMRAAJ: .. <>BATHINDA<> wale hain..kahi bhi Enjoy kar lete hain

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 844 views
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