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sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha

sardar Exam main betha copy py apna panja bana rha tha

Teacher: Paper main hath ki diagram ka koi question nhi

sardar:main paper banany waly pe lanat bhej rha hun..

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 916 views
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