Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere
Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. . . …….
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi. . . . . .
Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya……..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1400 views
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by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
>Ek pathan ka hont jala huwa tha.
Kisi ne poocha kese jala?
bola. Wife ko chorne station gayatha.
khushi k mare train k engine ko choom liya: :p
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)