Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere
Daughter: Mom aaj Ek ladke ne mere gal pe kiss kiya. . . …….
Mom: Tune usko chata mara ya nahi. . . . . .
Daughter: Mujhe achanak Gandhiji yaad agaye aur maine dusra gal agge kar diya……..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1476 views
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