Heart Attack
Doctor: Aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua
thaa kya yaa first time hua hai ?
Patient: Haan doctor sahab, ek baar; last time jab
aapne bill diye tha tab hua tha….
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 867 views
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