Doctor: Aapko isse pehle kabhi heart attack hua
thaa kya yaa first time hua hai ?
Patient: Haan doctor sahab, ek baar; last time jab
aapne bill diye tha tab hua tha….

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 936 views

Santa taklu Hai

Santa takluSanta taklu Hai

Saloon Santa Ka Hay.:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Computer se jang

1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na...

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

1 Dost K Teen Dost Thay.

1 Dost K Teen Dost Thay.
Teeno Doctor Thay.
2 Pagal Thay.
1 Ko Smajh Nahi Thi,
Jis Ko Samjh Nahi Thi, Us K 3 Hosptals Thay.
2 Band Thay 1 Khulta Nahi Tha .
Jo Khulta Nahi Tha Us Main 3 Fans Thay.
2 Band Thy 1 Chalta Nahi Tha.
Jo Chalta Nahi Tha Us Ko 3 Machanics K Pass Lay Gaye .
2 Ko Kam Ata Nahi Tha, 1 Say Hota Nahi Tha.\
Jis Say Hota Nahi Tha, Us K 3 Shagird Thay.
2 Atay Nahi Thay, 1 Ghar Main Rehta Tha.
Jo Ghar Main Rehta Tha, Wo Wahi Shuru Wala Dost Tha,
Jis K 3 Dost Thay.
Mainay Bhi Ye Sms 3 Lougo Ko Send Kia,
2 Pagal Hogaye Our 1 Abhi Hojaye Ga… :P :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai
Doc: Daroo Peete ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

money can't buy

1- Money can't buy happiness... but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.

2- Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.

3- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember u when he is in trouble again.

4- Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

5- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
So Cheers! :-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)