money can't buy

1- Money can't buy happiness... but somehow, it's more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.

2- Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.

3- Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember u when he is in trouble again.

4- Most people are only alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

5- Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then neither does milk.
So Cheers! :-)

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 816 views
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