Pathan
angerazon se phucha k kitney bachey honey chahiye toh unho neh kha 1
chinese seh phucha 2
punjabio seh 3 ya 4
pathan seh phucha to jwb mila
HA JAZBA E JANOON TOH HIMAT NA HAAR
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