kab tak bajaana hai
Shaadi ki party mein DJ wale ne
puchha: kab tak bajaana hai…..??
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Santa: oye 8 – 10 peg Lagane tak
baja lo uske baad toh hum sab
generator ki awaz par bhi naach
lenge
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 535 views
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