Ustad d bisti!

Sir: Ager tum 1jungle mein ho or wahan sheir aa jaye to tum kya karo ge?

Boy: Main darakht per charhon ga

Sir: Ager wo sheir darkhat per b aa jaye to?

Boy: Main Pani mein kood jaun ga

Sir: Ager wo Pani mein b aa jaye to? . . .

Boy: Ustad G.. Sheir nal pen viyai hai jo odi side le rae o…

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