Santa Banta in Exam Hall
Santa and Banta in Examination Hall:
Santa: Exam Sheet pe Starting main kya likh Don?
Banta: "Is Answer Sheet Pe jo bhi likha hoga
Wo kisi Question aur Teacher aur School se related nahin hain
And ye sub imiginary aur iska ksi se koi Sarokar Nahin Hai" :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 984 views
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