Santa and Banta in Examination Hall:

Santa: Exam Sheet pe Starting main kya likh Don?

Banta: "Is Answer Sheet Pe jo bhi likha hoga

Wo kisi Question aur Teacher aur School se related nahin hain

And ye sub imiginary aur iska ksi se koi Sarokar Nahin Hai" :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 624 views

Wife: Shadi k baad

Wife: Shadi k baad shuru may
jb main khana paka k laati thi
ap zyada mujhe khilate
or khud kam khate pr ab aesa q nahi?

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Husband: Q k ab tumhe
khana pakana aagaya hai :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khwaaish Poora Karenge

Teacher: bachcho, agar man se praarthanaa kare to bhagwan aapki khwaaish poora karenge.

Student: woh sab jhoot hai sir.
Teacher: kyu?

Student: agar woh sach hota to, ab tak aap doosre school chale jaate

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

i offer my opponents

I offer my opponents a bargain:
if they will stop telling lies about us,
I will stop telling the truth about them.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

dost ki bivi

Dost: Biwi sy leraai khatam hoe?
2nd Dost: Ha Ghutny taik k Myre
Pass ae the
1st Dost: Yay hoe na mardo wali bat,
Us ny Ghutny taik k keya kaha?
2nd Dost: Yay he k

BED k Nechy sy nikal ao kuch
nae kaho ge

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

height of physics

Height of physics:
A conductor kicks an old man out of the bus.
Police sends counductor to jail nd gave him shock bt he had no effect..

Why..?

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Bcoz he ws a BAD conductor :P:D

by tahir bashir (few years ago!)