Hadd Hai, Abhi Tak Samajh Nahi Aayi
Ek Ladka Rishta Mangne Apni Girl Friend Ke Ghar Gaya Taki Unki Ab Jaladi Hi Shaadi Ho Jaye,
Lekin Waha Ladki Ke Baap Ne Ladke Ko Bahut Mara Utha-Utha Ke Patka,
Maar Khane Ke Baad Ladka Utha Aur Bola: “To Main Inkaar Samajhu?“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 521 views
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