Pathan
Gahak: Kamal hai 1 Ghanta Pehle Tum is
BAKRI K 1000 Rupye Mang rahe he Ab Q 1100
Mang rahe ho?
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Pathan: Ye Abhi mere 100 Rupey Kha Gai Hai.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 747 views
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*Proud To Be Pakisani*
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