PAPPU:Madras ka naam Chennai kyon pada?

PAPPU:Madras ka naam Chennai kyon pada?

NIKKU:Madrasi kya pahante hain?

PAPPU:Lungi.

NIKKU:lungi me chain nahi hoti isliye Chen nai....!

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