Pathan ne bank se car li
Pathan ne bank se car li
Lekin loan wapis nahi kar saka,
Bank waley car ley gaye,
Pathan: Pehley pata hota to
Shadi bhi bank se loan le kar karta.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 903 views
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