Uncovered Manhole
A blond is walking on the street when she suddenly falls inside an uncovered manhole.
She swears her way back up the ladder and manages to crawl all the way up, her clothes getting all torn up in the process.
When she gets back to the top she wipes off the sweat from her forehead and says "Thank God the hole wasn't covered, or I would've never made it out!"
by Kamran (few years ago!) / 2212 views
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