pathan masjid main

2 Pathan Masjid Me Namaz Parhne Gae
1st Pathan: Chalo Shukr Ha Jamat K Sath Namaz Parh Li.

2nd Pathan: Han Agar Wozu K Chakr Me Parte To Jamat Nikal Jati

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