Khargosh K F.Sc Mai Aye 75% Marks

Kachway K 50% Phr B Kachway Ka Univrsty Mai Admision Ho Gya

KAISE? Sports Basis Pe Na Yar
Bachpan Mai Race Nai Jeeta Tha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 892 views

Shohar biwi mood mai

9 sal k betey ko balcony mai bhej ker kaha k mohaley mai jo kuch ho raha hai batao

Beta:Jamil sab car may ja rahe hain,

ASLAM sAhb ghaas kat rahe hain aur Nasir sahab apni begum ko chood rahe hai. Bap:tmhen kese pta?

beta:q k unka beta bhi balcony mein khara hai?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Talking Cow

A man's car stalled on a country road one morning.

When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him.

"Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer.

The amazed man told the farmer his story.

"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer.

"Yes, yes," the man replied.

"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a thing about cars."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

We should listen

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.
A woman is driving down the same road. As they
pass each other the woman leans out the window
and yells, "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out his window and
replies, "BITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man
rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the
middle of the road.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Btao tumhain

Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

by A. Sami (few years ago!)

Teacher to Pathan

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
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Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)